simulacrum of life

if there's ever any person playing any instrument that looks overtly sexual i think it would have to be a female playing a cello. especially if she's holding it in a more or less upright position, as opposed to it being slanted. because in the upright position she practically has to straddle it to play the instrument. and her arms are engaged in a full embrace of the bundle of curves. when she's caught in raptures of music it really looks as if the two have joined as one.. oh.. to be transported to that state, what wouldn't you give?