simulacrum of life

i am typing this whilst under the influence of alcohol... it might not be that apparent due to the fact that my bloody comp hanged halfway through whilst i was writing up the original post. also i'm such a prick that i actually bother reading through my post before posting it, so some typos might not be obvious... there's 1 thing i must say about typing under the influence... and that is to succumb to the temptation to use sms-speak and to use ellipses as can be witnesed in the post :D right now i'm not even sure if witnessed is spelt right. having to backpace 10.1 million times is a sure indication of how high i am. the cause of this state. a double bourbon+ ginger ale and 2 kingfishers + a double vodka martini. as i've realised, my alkie tolerance abso-fucking-lutely sucks when it comes to drink mixing. and playing monolpoly whilst drunk is not something i would recommend. unless you've got something watching out for you :P btw, about 1/2 of a bottle of kingfisher got spilt in total during our game of monopoly which started at 2330. yes, i know.. late.. oops i actually typed that out as "kate"... but the reason for that is that we were stuffing our face with prawns at star city,sydney's premier casino. the end result of which i felt that i was 6 months pregnant. i guess i really oughta sleep now...

p.s. i bought harry potter at 9.11 am today... that's 0011 gmt, and i was 10 min late because of the friggin queue.. i have yet to finish the book cause being the spunk that i am, i slept at 3 am the night before and i cannot wake up at odd hours, so i needed a nap after i bought the book.

p.p.s. i really am high, in case you don't believe me.. and i rellay oughta be in bed by now. good night world