Friday, September 29, 2006
cause and effect
i can so see how it might have happened. "hacer el amor a Jesús" followed by a number to be called, scrawled on the wall of a filthy alley in a mexican bordertown. the closet gay christian, from the US town just north of the border, is brought to this alley to be fellated. just as he reaches the point of orgasm, as the stars are exploding in his eyes, he sees the writings on the wall and has an epiphany. being gay is not a sin!!! and he returns back home and starts printing these bumper stickers.
p.s. the above was inspired by 1 of the bumper stickers i saw on the car in front of me. i was fairly bemused by it, because from what i gathered, the person who had stuck on the stickers was probably a methodist, and i'm quite sure that wesleyans don't approve of homosexuality, and so i was fairly tickled by the prospect.
p.p.s i realise that my postscript is almost as long as the main post. but it's my blog and i'll have postscripts longer than my posts if i want to.
disclaimer: the above post was written tongue in cheek. no offence was intended against either christians or homosexuals.
p.s. the above was inspired by 1 of the bumper stickers i saw on the car in front of me. i was fairly bemused by it, because from what i gathered, the person who had stuck on the stickers was probably a methodist, and i'm quite sure that wesleyans don't approve of homosexuality, and so i was fairly tickled by the prospect.
p.p.s i realise that my postscript is almost as long as the main post. but it's my blog and i'll have postscripts longer than my posts if i want to.
disclaimer: the above post was written tongue in cheek. no offence was intended against either christians or homosexuals.
thus spake satchithananda at 10:44 am
